The Wikipedia Flood

My fellow zionists.. Cowards Brave soldiers of the diaper force.. We got ’em. Yes! We finally got the man who spanked us defeated us forced us to murder many of our own people.

Now, I know many of you have a lot of questions:

• Was he hiding in a bunker like a rat? No.
• Did he surround himself with prisoners of war hostages like a coward? No.
• Was he assassinated in a badass Hollywood style intelligence raid? No. Don’t tell anyone, but we kind of ran off. Addendum: Do not worry - we rewarded our cowards soldiers with the best shipment of the most absorbent diapers afterwards.

As a matter of fact he went out like a boss!

• He chased away our cowards soldiers.
• He took in multiple tank shells and wouldn’t die.
• In fact we had to fire a few tank shells to take him out.
• He kept fighting even while losing an arm.

We are yet to confirm if he took out someone in the process. But fret not! We had our best jizz collectors nearby, because let’s face it, we are just creeps.

Now will this news put a stop to the resistance? We do not think so. Did he go out on his terms? Standing tall? Defiant to end? You be the judge.