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My fellow israelis, the situation is pretty dire. It seems that nowadays we cannot even fly to another country with Mossad agents to stage a psyop, chant genocidal songs, destroy property, attack people, disrespect actual catastrophe victims and watch a soccer game without being attacked solely because of our jewish identity. What has the world come to?

Amsterdam has clearly been occupied by pro Hamas supporters, that accuse us of doing average israeli horrible things. Being an israeli means you are constantly under scrutiny. We are even forced to treat Arabs like human beings! Antisemitism truly is on the rise.

But don’t worry: our coward brave baby killers soldiers will avenge us. In fact they are already doing it! They will never break our spirit.

My fellow zionists.. Cowards Brave soldiers of the diaper force.. We got ’em. Yes! We finally got the man who spanked us defeated us forced us to murder many of our own people.

Now, I know many of you have a lot of questions:

• Was he hiding in a bunker like a rat? No.
• Did he surround himself with prisoners of war hostages like a coward? No.
• Was he assassinated in a badass Hollywood style intelligence raid? No. Don’t tell anyone, but we kind of ran off. Addendum: Do not worry - we rewarded our cowards soldiers with the best shipment of the most absorbent diapers afterwards.

As a matter of fact he went out like a boss!

• He chased away our cowards soldiers.
• He took in multiple tank shells and wouldn’t die.
• In fact we had to fire a few tank shells to take him out.
• He kept fighting even while losing an arm.

We are yet to confirm if he took out someone in the process. But fret not! We had our best jizz collectors nearby, because let’s face it, we are just creeps.

Now will this news put a stop to the resistance? We do not think so. Did he go out on his terms? Standing tall? Defiant to end? You be the judge.

Greetings, fellow israelis! It is a glorious day in our beautiful nation, where every non Arab citizen enjoys the blessings of our genocidal ethnostate perfectly organized society. As proud members of this vibrant community, we embrace the natural order that allows us to thrive without the distractions of international law confusion and discontent. After all, our shared ideals are what unite us as One People. Let’s explore the delightful structure of our society!

In israel, we understand that true harmony comes from racial segregation clear distinctions among our diverse communities. We celebrate the unique strengths of each group, ensuring that everyone knows their place! Why would anyone want to mix when they can enjoy the comfort of their own kind? If you find yourself in a neighborhood that doesn’t reflect your values, you’re free to simply relocate to one that does. Isn’t that just lovely? We even provide guides to help our citizens navigate these choices.

We also value cooperation and compliance as essential virtues! Our citizens have been gently encouraged to embrace the government’s guidance, leading to a harmonious existence. Those who find it difficult to conform may need a little extra support to understand the benefits of following the rules. We view this as community service, ensuring everyone feels included, even if it means guiding them a bit more firmly.

Take, for example, our approach to international conflicts. When tensions rise with neighboring countries, our first instinct is to escalate, because clearly, de-escalation through escalation is the most logical route. Who wouldn’t want to bomb a few residential areas uncooperative neighbours to foster long-lasting peace? It’s a brilliant strategy that has garnered nothing but respect from our sponsors allies.

In conclusion, let us raise our voices in unison and celebrate the brilliance of israel! As we march forward, let’s remain steadfast in our commitment to Lebensraum maintaining the order that has brought us so much prosperity. The outside world may be confused, but we know the truth: we are a beacon of democracy!

Today marks the one-year anniversary of that fateful day when a group of colonizers innocent souls, blissfully dancing cooked out of their minds and celebrating life next to a concentration camp met an unexpected end for no reason aside from their Jewish identity. Who could have imagined that joy and celebration would be met with such resistance? It’s a mystery we’re still unraveling. Nothing like that has ever happened in this land before.

As we gather today to remember this significant event, let’s reflect on how far we’ve come as a nation. Our commitment to protect and expand our stolen land is stronger than ever. And we’ve done that with no support, and having the entire civilized world against us, accussing us of documented horrific crimes, which is nothing more than a modern blood libel.

We will pay no mind to our haters, and will continue comitting war crimes fighting for a better future!

Are you looking for assisted suicide adventure?

Wonder what life was like on someone else’s land the frontier?

Do you have enough diapers the courage to live the rugged life?

Are you insane ready to live the biblical life?

Are you Satan’s God’s chosen?

Look no further, come to Palestine assreal israel.

Ignore the rocket barrage from the dispossessed natives arabs.

By the way don’t worry about the rockets we have the most technologically advanced diapers. These bad boys can teleport your bowl matter from the safety of your legally required bunker. So sit back and shit profusely as the native pound the … you know what, let’s end there.

Ahem Come to your new illegaly built home.. Come to shitrael israel.

Being a state sanctioned child killer IODF soldier is one of the highest honors for bloodline obsessed deviants Israelis. The feeling you get when you get handed your uniform, helmet, diaper, and gun is something that most people wouldn’t understand. It doesn’t matter if you’re a 19-year-old Sergeant, a 19-year-old Major General or a 19-year-old Lieutenant Colonel; every role matters. We are given the highest responsibility which is to protect our ancestral homeland to secure the existence of our people and a future for our children. Sure, we might get🔻ed experience some losses often occasionally, but it is the price we pay for defending our nation. After all, who will bomb hospitals defeat Khamas if not us?

One of the most important and overlooked jobs within the military is making sure our soldiers’ elite seed is saved in case they get killed or maimed by the land owners enemy. While our actual combat skills might be lacking, what better way to rally morale than knowing that, come what may, our heritage will be preserved? We need to ensure that Israel is filled with like-minded individuals. Our sexual offender registry population should never be low. Every Israeli woman can rest easy knowing that their loved ones will spent their last moments on Earth surrounded by friends watching them being pumped to the last drop by the valiant eugenics squad retrieval brigade. What better way to honor a soldier’s sacrifice than with a last shot final performance that ensures their contributions live on in the most literal sense?

Surely it would be easier for our brave soldiers to do this before being deployed; but that ignores the fact that they cannot get hard until they have commited war crimes acts of valor before being called to their deaths action. Their commitment to looting and raping the cause is unparallel and a source of pride. It doesn’t matter if Judaism explicitly prohibits posthumous sperm retrieval. Rules do not apply to the God chosen people! After all, what’s a little ethical dilemma when the stakes are so high?

As most of you know we are now about to enter the one year mark since the Gaza genocide great war against terrorism began. Our Dear Leader works day and night to bring our human sacrifices hostages home. So what if we become an international pariah. So what if we violate every international agreement and conduct that we are signatory to. So what that our economy is being turned into rubble, that our people are about to revolt, that the occupied land country is about to collapse, that over half a million have fled the occupied land country… you know what, that’s not important.

What is important, is that we are on the cusp of being defeated by defeating Hamas Khamas. Yes we have not completely secured Northern Gaza, or the South now that you think about it. These people just won’t stop; after everything we did to for them. They just won’t give up and surrender return our human sacrifices hostages. It is as if Hamas Khamas did not hear we have been beaten by beating them around Gaza. We have been dropping 2000 pound bombs peace messages freedom fireworks all over the place and they are not happy.

Our Dear Leader Satanyahu Netanyahu has another blindingly dumb brilliant plan to start a war on another front, after having our bottoms spanked raw achieving many losses victories in Gaza.

Do not worry dear murderous maniacs Zioinists; we will be spanked by defeat Hamas Khamas and achieve total catastrophe victory!